I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
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holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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