Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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