if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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