I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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