wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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