Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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