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we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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