is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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