Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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