Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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