remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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