Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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