doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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