eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
