OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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