i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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