I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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