The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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