We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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