think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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