hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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