god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
My butt remains clenched, sir.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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