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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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