she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
