I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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