you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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