I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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