Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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