Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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