you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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