im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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