butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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