return my video game
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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