Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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