you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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