none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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