my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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