don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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