she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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