You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the condom got lost in my hair
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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