Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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