She is in my trunk
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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