It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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