some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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