How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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