and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
