Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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