she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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