I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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