Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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