Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
