Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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